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A lot of people have probably read
1984 by George Orwell at some point in their life. They might have seen that movie that I've heard nothing good about or have had the story explained to them. So I think it is safe to say that everyone is at least familiar with the idea of "Big Brother." No not that TV on CBS that I've never seen (is that the TV adaptation of the book? That actually would be kind of interesting). This idea of a society completely under watch for every moment in their lives is something, to my knowledge, that Orwell introduced into literature. It's a device many writers in all mediums have used since.
I bring this up because I've noticed that Google watches every little blip anyway associated with this here blog. It gives me view counts for each post, which is relatively normal and not that creepy to me. Where it gets weird is when I can go into another section of the "stats" associated with the blog and see how many people are viewing on a Mac, Windows, Mobile, etc. Then it goes deeper and tells me what browser is being used most, Safari, Chrome, IE (who uses this? I thought that browser died), Opera (
who uses this one?? Thought this went out with Littlefoot, Ducky and the gang?).
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A useless item with a story not worth sharing |
I have a list of keywords that were searched on Google or another search engine that then brought someone to this here bloggity blog. There was a hit because someone Googled "cool useless things" but one of my favorite blips was probably for "ream of paper." Over time, seven people came to my blog because they searched for "ream of paper." I find that hilarious for some reason. This guy just wanted to learn about reams of paper. Maybe he just needed to know how many sheets are in one (Hey dude, if you're still out there the answer is 500 for printer paper). Maybe he wanted to know which ream of paper to buy for his printer (printer paper! Lined paper is for school!). There are
at least 5 other reasons someone would search ream of paper and then be brought to my blog and that makes me smile. Before this post there wasn't any information about reams of paper, what was Google thinking?
Four people have come to this bloggity bloo because they wanted to know why
Wanderlust was called Wanderlust. After Googling it myself (the blog was the second hit on the google search. Big time over here.) I couldn't find the answer either. Hopefully I didn't waste those people's time though. I didn't have the answer they were looking for. If any four of you are out there still reading this bloggernaut I am sorry I wasted your time (I guess if you are still reading I didn't waste it all that much). Oh and if you see the other three, (I know you guys have meet ups to talk about how much of your time I wasted. I just know it. Kills me inside, I am deeply sorry) tell them I'm sorry.
But hands down the best keyword search that led to this blog was "blogs are useless." Guy nailed it. Never have I Googled such a vague phrase and come across something that so perfectly proves my point. I don't think I have ever been as satisfied as I imagine the person who Googled "blogs are useless" and was led to this blurg. Yeah this blog is useless, yeah I don't take it seriously (what's to take seriously? Talking about dumb things I like? Come on, not worth the pain and stress to get worked up over it), but I get at least 5.78 laughs per posts so why not attempt to share this joy?
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| A useless item(s) that possibly have a story worth sharing |
The world has a plethora of mean people saying mean things about people, or about things other people enjoy (I do this for sure), I think the world needs useless things. I find myself worrying about the versatility of things in my life. Sometimes I can come up with enough uses to justify having something, but there are still things I have that I couldn't tell you why I kept. I mean I could tell you but it will probably take to long to explain and the answer wouldn't even have been worth the time your brain spent processing it. But those dumb little things, those things that I can't explain their existence without sounding like a psychopath, are what make me smile. They remind me of a moment, or a person, or a place, that had a story worth remember (not necessarily worth sharing mind you). The item held a story that when I saw it I was reminded of something that brought joy to my life. Useless things do that for me, maybe they do the same for you?
(I feel bad for kind of picking on the person who searched "blogs are useless." I mean he isn't wrong in most cases [you're reading the best example of his claim], but he didn't deserve me picking on him without even having an option to rebut. Hey person who searched "blogs are useless," if you're reading let me know and we'll have a dialog regarding the subject. Could be fun? [You're not reading this.])